Cops Need Help With Egg Throwing Idiots


The Elko Police Department is asking for help from the public to determine whether or not five idiots should be charged with felonies for throwing eggs at cars. They did the bulk of their dairy work at 10:30 pm Wednesday in Elko’s south side.

The infantile nimrods include three teens and two adults. They were nabbed when one enraged victim followed the car until police were able to catch up.

Police ask anyone who woke up to the aroma of dried egg on their car should fill out a report, including the cost of repair to your car. A dried egg on a car can destroy the paint in mere hours. Five people have sent in reports so far, and the perpetrators haven’t been charged or arrested – yet.

Police say that the cost of  new paint jobs could put these mindless crimes at the felony level.